Pregnant Chicken's Porn for Pregnant Ladies

So one site I really enjoy is called Pregnant Chicken. One post that is particularly hilarious to me as I get more and more pregnant is her Porn for Pregnant Ladies.

Now, I want you to go take a look-see yourself because she deserves the traffic, being as totally awesome as she is. But I thought I'd entice you with a few of my favorites.

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Hilarious, right? If only...

But in all seriousness, Blue has been just totally awesome this entire time. I don't talk about him much because he so requested, but I fear it looks like he isn't involved. He is.

He pokes me when I start snoring in the middle of the night so that I stop, endures a giant extra pillow in the bed that I cuddle with instead of him, pushes me from behind so I can make it up the ladder out of the pool, and just nods and smiles when I say we're getting Chinese food for the sixth time this month.

He also massages my back when it aches, tells me I look beautiful every morning in his still sleepy haze (once saying it when I still had my pjs on, which is extra sweet... or delusional), runs upstairs if I just need to grab something and can't muster the energy, and has agreed to move the guest bed into the dining room for the last few months so I don't have to go up and down the stairs three times a night to pee (note: if planning on getting preggo, don't buy a house with the bathroom on a different floor than the bedroom). He still hasn't decided if he'll join me or just enjoy having the entire queen bed to himself upstairs...

He's basically a rock star. And my rock.

But somehow I doubt he'll be into sorting through baby clothes... and that's okay. I've got Marky Mark for that.